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How to be happy 101
For my internship today, I had to do some research on Life Coaches. And after visiting numerous sites run by people of this profession, I have concluded that they are all full of shit. This one life coach insisted that people are often confused/miserable because they are not CHOOSING to be happy. So clearly, one must simply CHOOSE happiness and it will come to them.

What the fuck is she talking about? Alright then, let’s give that a try, shall we?

I, Mei, CHOOSE to be happy.

Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of jack shit happening. I have chosen to be happy, and yet, I am not. Miraculous isn’t it?

If that really was all there was to it, why should I pay someone hundreds of dollars to “teach” me how to be happy?

It’s all ridiculous. Just solve your own problems people. It’s cheaper.